Only In Tennessee
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
For the past couple weeks, I've had a huge craving for Sloppy Joes. Don't ask why. We haven't eaten Sloppy Joes since we have been married and that is over 6 years now. We have looked high and low for Sloppy Joe mix and finally found it at Wal-Mart a few days ago. Tonight, we decided to have them for dinner. We had the Official Redneck Meal, as I have deemed it. Here is the menu in case you are wondering what you have to do to fix yourself such a fine feast.
Main Course: Sloppy Joes on Hamburger Buns
Side Courses: Mini-Tater Tots & Dorritos
Beverage of choice: Lemonade or Mountain Dew
As I'm biting into my Sloppy Joe, Matthew says, "Oh no, you have to take a Dorrito and eat it immediately after taking a bite of Sloppy Joe in order to get the full experience." So, he hands me a Dorrito and I do as he recommended. As I'm trying to swallow the bite I just took Matthew exclaims, "Mmmm, I can almost hear the metal screen door slamming on the trailer." I swear I thought I would choke to death I laughed so hard.
After our fancy dinner, we decided we'd better look over the sample ballot in the newspaper to see who all the candidates were and what their positions were on the issues. We've both decided who we are voting for in the Presidential election but this was more about deciding on local government positions and senate seats. Wouldn't you know it that tonight of all nights, when we had just dined on the Official Redneck Meal would we come across this guy. I swear, he is really on the ballot for our district. Go check out Jon "Trailer Park" Jackson for yourself. You'll be glad you did! He's awesome! I'll let you know if he wins on election day!
***Disclaimer: No disrespect intended for my Redneck counterparts. I too claim to be at least currently 1/2 Redneck. I have caught a large mouth bass, lived in a trailer, love Larry The Cable Guy, have ridden both a horse and a 4 wheeler, think Bass Pro Shop is cooler than Sax 5th Avenue, have had an argument with relatives about whether wrestling is "fake" or not, and I live in Nashville for goodness sake!"
Main Course: Sloppy Joes on Hamburger Buns
Side Courses: Mini-Tater Tots & Dorritos
Beverage of choice: Lemonade or Mountain Dew
As I'm biting into my Sloppy Joe, Matthew says, "Oh no, you have to take a Dorrito and eat it immediately after taking a bite of Sloppy Joe in order to get the full experience." So, he hands me a Dorrito and I do as he recommended. As I'm trying to swallow the bite I just took Matthew exclaims, "Mmmm, I can almost hear the metal screen door slamming on the trailer." I swear I thought I would choke to death I laughed so hard.
After our fancy dinner, we decided we'd better look over the sample ballot in the newspaper to see who all the candidates were and what their positions were on the issues. We've both decided who we are voting for in the Presidential election but this was more about deciding on local government positions and senate seats. Wouldn't you know it that tonight of all nights, when we had just dined on the Official Redneck Meal would we come across this guy. I swear, he is really on the ballot for our district. Go check out Jon "Trailer Park" Jackson for yourself. You'll be glad you did! He's awesome! I'll let you know if he wins on election day!
***Disclaimer: No disrespect intended for my Redneck counterparts. I too claim to be at least currently 1/2 Redneck. I have caught a large mouth bass, lived in a trailer, love Larry The Cable Guy, have ridden both a horse and a 4 wheeler, think Bass Pro Shop is cooler than Sax 5th Avenue, have had an argument with relatives about whether wrestling is "fake" or not, and I live in Nashville for goodness sake!"
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