8.5 Fluid Ounces of Embarrassment
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
On Thurs., after taking Lexi to the vet, we decided to stop by and pick up Matthew's favorite shampoo. He is as picky as I am about shampoo and he only likes one particular kind. The problem is, the salon that sold it near our house changed dealers and so they no longer carry it. So, we have to drive further into Nashville to pick it up. That isn't a big deal, since we drive into town all the time but there is one little problem with this salon that is common to a lot of the retailers we seem to visit these days.
Does it drive anyone else absolutely crazy that no matter where you shop, no matter what you buy, no matter if you pay with cash or with a debit/credit card that someone is always asking you for your phone number? It is one of my biggest pet peeves (Matthew's too). We are on the National Do Not Call Registry and so we don't give out our phone numbers to retailers. It makes me cringe when I hear people just blurt out their phone numbers without thinking about what it means. By giving these people your number you are giving them permission to add you to their marketing lists, even if you are on the Do Not Call Registry. My mom, for one, didn't know this. She said, "But, I'm on the Do Not Call List." And, I said, "But, mom, you just gave them your phone number so now you have exempted them from the rules." This might not be a big deal to get one call from one retailer, but we get asked at nearly every store we visit. Also, what if they sell your information to other companies? I know most of the time they say that they don't "sell or share" your information, but what if those policies change? It will be too late for you and your phone number if you are already on their list. Besides, why in the world do you want my phone number? I'm talking to you fancy candle store and you fancy bath products store. You know who you are! They usually say it is "for coupons" and that no one will call you. Uh huh, right, if it is for coupons, you'd ask me for my address or zip code, not my telephone number.
Anyway, I'm getting off track a bit, but this does still relate to my story. Every time we go to this particular salon, they always, always want your phone number. We have tried explaining to them that we don't give out our phone numbers and this may work for your normal retail store. No, not here. They give you this song and dance that if you don't give them your info. then they can't sell you the shampoo. So...every...single...time...we go through the same thing. There is always someone different working there, so it isn't like they remember you when you come in the next time. What do we do? We usually say, "O.k. fine, thank you, you can keep the shampoo." Then, we walk off. About 2 seconds later they always say, "Oh no, that's o.k. we can still sell it to you without your phone number." Uh huh, that's what I thought.
So, as we're pulling into the parking lot, I start joking with Matthew that he'd better have his social security card, blood type, retinal scan, finger prints, and secret code ready to go in and buy shampoo. Thankfully, I get to stay in the car since we have Lexi with us. Right before he gets out of the car he says, "I'm going to fix them this time." So, I say, "What are you going to do?" And, he proceeds to tell me......I say, "There is no way you'll do that. Actually, I DARE you to do it!" So, he says, "Fine. I'll be right back." If there is one thing I learned from this is you never dare your husband to do anything that you don't really want them to do.
I see him get the shampoo and walk up to the counter, but his back is to me and I can't see him nor the lady that is checking him out. About 3 seconds later though, these 2 ladies come bursting through the doors of the salon absolutely rolling with laughter. They are nearly crying they are laughing so hard. By this time, I'm sinking lower into my seat thinking, "Oh...My...Gosh...he actually did it." A couple minutes later, he comes back to the car looking mighty pleased with himself, a smug smirk on his face and holding a brand new bottle of shampoo.
This is the story as told to me by Matthew. So, as I'm walking up to the door I practice in my head what I am going to do, that way I'll be able to keep a straight face when I do it. I get my bottle of shampoo and walk up to the counter. There are two ladies standing up there. One of them is checking people out. The other is just standing there talking to the other lady. So, right on cue the lady says, "May I have your phone number please?" I keep an absolute straight face and say with the most seriousness I can, "That is so nice of you, but I'm married. That's my wife in the car there." So, the lady that was just hanging out just walks off because she is about to die laughing. The rest of the ladies in the salon are laughing and the lady running the cash register is so flustered and is just stuttering "I, I, I". Finally, she sputters out something about "needing it for the system". I just stand there playing dumb like I have no idea what she is talking about and don't say another word. So, she rings up my shampoo (without a phone number) and I'm out the door.
Can you say die of embarrassment right then and there?! I didn't think he'd actually do it. We laughed about it all the way home and still wonder if the cash register lady figured out he was messing with her or if she thought he was serious. I'm sure the rest of the ladies in there knew he was joking as the two that came out the door shot me a, "Oh you must be his wife. That was hilarious, I can't believe he had the guts to say that" look. I too feel it was a small triumph in the fight to save our phone numbers from the phone spam lists. I'm just glad it will be a month or two before we have to go back!
If you would like to add your land line or cell phone to the Do Not Call list, it is very easy. Just go online and do it at their website. We do not get ANY calls since we added our numbers to the list. Just remember, every time you give out your number to a retail store or you do business with a company online and give them your number, you are exempting them from the rules even if you have signed up for the Do Not Call list. The same goes for all the shopper cards that everyone carries around on their key chains. Yes, we have the shoppers cards (I call them the "avoid getting ripped off at the grocery store cards"). But no, we didn't update our numbers on them when we got new cell phones this time. And, yes, we used to get called all the time on our old cell phones so I think they may have been the culprits. So, if you are tired of dinner time being interrupted by sales calls, sign up on the list and think twice before just blurting out your phone number at the check out counter! Don't let them bully you into giving it out. Just kindly say, "O.k., thank you, I'm not interested then." and walk away. I can guarantee they will call you back and say they can sell it to you after all, without your phone number.
One more thing and I'll get off my soap box. I think it could be potentially dangerous to give out your phone number to strangers. You may say, "I just gave it out to the store clerk, not to anyone else." Did you think about the person who may be eaves dropping behind you in line or lurking around the corner in the store? What if some psycho looks your phone number up online in a reverse phone directory? Then, they have your name. Then, if they have your name, they can find your home address. Just something to think about next time.
Does it drive anyone else absolutely crazy that no matter where you shop, no matter what you buy, no matter if you pay with cash or with a debit/credit card that someone is always asking you for your phone number? It is one of my biggest pet peeves (Matthew's too). We are on the National Do Not Call Registry and so we don't give out our phone numbers to retailers. It makes me cringe when I hear people just blurt out their phone numbers without thinking about what it means. By giving these people your number you are giving them permission to add you to their marketing lists, even if you are on the Do Not Call Registry. My mom, for one, didn't know this. She said, "But, I'm on the Do Not Call List." And, I said, "But, mom, you just gave them your phone number so now you have exempted them from the rules." This might not be a big deal to get one call from one retailer, but we get asked at nearly every store we visit. Also, what if they sell your information to other companies? I know most of the time they say that they don't "sell or share" your information, but what if those policies change? It will be too late for you and your phone number if you are already on their list. Besides, why in the world do you want my phone number? I'm talking to you fancy candle store and you fancy bath products store. You know who you are! They usually say it is "for coupons" and that no one will call you. Uh huh, right, if it is for coupons, you'd ask me for my address or zip code, not my telephone number.
Anyway, I'm getting off track a bit, but this does still relate to my story. Every time we go to this particular salon, they always, always want your phone number. We have tried explaining to them that we don't give out our phone numbers and this may work for your normal retail store. No, not here. They give you this song and dance that if you don't give them your info. then they can't sell you the shampoo. So...every...single...time...we go through the same thing. There is always someone different working there, so it isn't like they remember you when you come in the next time. What do we do? We usually say, "O.k. fine, thank you, you can keep the shampoo." Then, we walk off. About 2 seconds later they always say, "Oh no, that's o.k. we can still sell it to you without your phone number." Uh huh, that's what I thought.
So, as we're pulling into the parking lot, I start joking with Matthew that he'd better have his social security card, blood type, retinal scan, finger prints, and secret code ready to go in and buy shampoo. Thankfully, I get to stay in the car since we have Lexi with us. Right before he gets out of the car he says, "I'm going to fix them this time." So, I say, "What are you going to do?" And, he proceeds to tell me......I say, "There is no way you'll do that. Actually, I DARE you to do it!" So, he says, "Fine. I'll be right back." If there is one thing I learned from this is you never dare your husband to do anything that you don't really want them to do.
I see him get the shampoo and walk up to the counter, but his back is to me and I can't see him nor the lady that is checking him out. About 3 seconds later though, these 2 ladies come bursting through the doors of the salon absolutely rolling with laughter. They are nearly crying they are laughing so hard. By this time, I'm sinking lower into my seat thinking, "Oh...My...Gosh...he actually did it." A couple minutes later, he comes back to the car looking mighty pleased with himself, a smug smirk on his face and holding a brand new bottle of shampoo.
This is the story as told to me by Matthew. So, as I'm walking up to the door I practice in my head what I am going to do, that way I'll be able to keep a straight face when I do it. I get my bottle of shampoo and walk up to the counter. There are two ladies standing up there. One of them is checking people out. The other is just standing there talking to the other lady. So, right on cue the lady says, "May I have your phone number please?" I keep an absolute straight face and say with the most seriousness I can, "That is so nice of you, but I'm married. That's my wife in the car there." So, the lady that was just hanging out just walks off because she is about to die laughing. The rest of the ladies in the salon are laughing and the lady running the cash register is so flustered and is just stuttering "I, I, I". Finally, she sputters out something about "needing it for the system". I just stand there playing dumb like I have no idea what she is talking about and don't say another word. So, she rings up my shampoo (without a phone number) and I'm out the door.
Can you say die of embarrassment right then and there?! I didn't think he'd actually do it. We laughed about it all the way home and still wonder if the cash register lady figured out he was messing with her or if she thought he was serious. I'm sure the rest of the ladies in there knew he was joking as the two that came out the door shot me a, "Oh you must be his wife. That was hilarious, I can't believe he had the guts to say that" look. I too feel it was a small triumph in the fight to save our phone numbers from the phone spam lists. I'm just glad it will be a month or two before we have to go back!
If you would like to add your land line or cell phone to the Do Not Call list, it is very easy. Just go online and do it at their website. We do not get ANY calls since we added our numbers to the list. Just remember, every time you give out your number to a retail store or you do business with a company online and give them your number, you are exempting them from the rules even if you have signed up for the Do Not Call list. The same goes for all the shopper cards that everyone carries around on their key chains. Yes, we have the shoppers cards (I call them the "avoid getting ripped off at the grocery store cards"). But no, we didn't update our numbers on them when we got new cell phones this time. And, yes, we used to get called all the time on our old cell phones so I think they may have been the culprits. So, if you are tired of dinner time being interrupted by sales calls, sign up on the list and think twice before just blurting out your phone number at the check out counter! Don't let them bully you into giving it out. Just kindly say, "O.k., thank you, I'm not interested then." and walk away. I can guarantee they will call you back and say they can sell it to you after all, without your phone number.
One more thing and I'll get off my soap box. I think it could be potentially dangerous to give out your phone number to strangers. You may say, "I just gave it out to the store clerk, not to anyone else." Did you think about the person who may be eaves dropping behind you in line or lurking around the corner in the store? What if some psycho looks your phone number up online in a reverse phone directory? Then, they have your name. Then, if they have your name, they can find your home address. Just something to think about next time.
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